Wavy David

A water wave used for riding a surfboard on.

Hey dude! I rode that wavy david all the way to the sand bra!

by Regal Man September 11, 2011

Horny David

The horniest of all david's, primarly found in the wild and likes to prey on unexpected men.

I just saw a Horny David in the forest, watch out guys.

by Bsosvak January 30, 2016

You David

Someone who acts homesexual in a narcissistic way or a married man fucker

Bro you David as hell and stop saying men aren’t shit

by Beea June 29, 2019

sir david

He is super cool and funny, he has a huge wee wee and will fuck your guts out in bed, you definitely don’t wanna miss out on someone like him.

Rachel- yeah i’m dating sir david!

Sarah- Wow lucky he has a big wee wee!!

by TeheHaha September 19, 2020

David

David is someone who approves of the posts above. He likes what he sees as he sees the good stuff first

David likes UrbanDictionary

by DavidNotGoliath August 20, 2015

david

A kid who is fat and is annoying, scams and begs people for money and buy pizzahut everyday and plays online games and watches porn...!

Alex: Sup
You: nothing much bought a pizza
Alex: OMG ur turning into a david

by imtheterrorist November 12, 2012

david beckham

the most overarted player in the world. his girlfriend is thinner than a pencil and she has very little fashion sense but yet she is still a modle for various clothing companies. Also accused of having it of with the childrens nanny. He is also very stupid

when david beckham was once in an interview the journalist asked him to say the abc and like the dumb person beckham is he couldnt do it. Got to C then failed.

by scott tracey September 16, 2006