Dougie Poynter

The bassist from a band called McFly, and of course, my future husband.

Slam.

That dougie poynter married her!!

by dougiegirl March 11, 2008

Doughnut Whore

A police officer or cop

Joe: "I got pulled over by a Doughnut Whore the other day and I don't have my license."

Bob: "Your life sucks."

by Eric257 July 28, 2008

sausage in the jam doughnut

A metaphor meaning for a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman whilst she is on her period.

She wants me to have sex with her when she's on her period. I mean, the sausage in the jam doughnut, it ain't right.

by Samwell September 6, 2005

Doughnut Puncher

same as colon cowboy or ass bandit

by colon cowboy January 29, 2003

doughnut

a pussy with a lot of hair around it. Also called a hairy taco, bearded clam, or donut (the American spelling). Some people believe the doughnut or donut was popularized in Japanese porn, although it seems to have a special place of love or hatred in all societies and cultures. In J-porn, often a young, innocent girl who receives a bukkake will have a donut which will get covered in splooge. Antonymns: scrunt, shaven, mumou, gunche, the sphinx

Amy: Beware, John. I have a doughnut.
John: It's okay, I like a hairy bush.

Look how hairy her arms are. I'll bet she has a donut.

Don't go down on that girl, she's got a donut.

by Pigslut Master February 28, 2008

Glazed Doughnuts

When a man and a women have a all night fuckfest after drinking and or partying ,they will wake up in the morning and have a glazed doughnut look on their faces .

Woman -Wake up someones at the door !!

Man- Well answer the damn thing!

Woman-I have to freshin up first!

Man- Why?

Woman-Because we both look like a couple glazed doughnuts!

by troubledemon May 27, 2010

Kneading the dough

When a woman fists herself to the point of orgasm.

I heard Kurtis watched Hannah kneading the dough!

by Dat Asian Ass October 16, 2012