thunder closet

The bathroom, particularly the one where you would poop.

I am about to hunker down in the ol thunder closet and launch a big ol steamy sewer pickle.

by goodolick May 8, 2015

category closed

Reference to the end of a category or a show stopping performance at a drag ball.

"The category is....femme queen realness." "Category closed!"

by theiconjenniferlopez June 13, 2016

Barry clause

When a white haired Christmas enthusiast imitates Santa Claus by sporting a Santa hat and sodomizing a reindeer.

Chris had a little too much egg nog and posted pics of himself giving Rudolph the old Barry Clause routine.

by Caveman LV February 18, 2017

santa clause

a mythical being that helps retarded rich kids to pass LA

Me: woah, kid, how you get 100 on that LA quiz?
rich kid: I studied with santa clause, bitch

by G0ingInsqne April 8, 2017

colin clouded

1. The Act of Mind Fucking Someone.
2. Blowing Ones Mind.

I Colin Clouded Yo Ass!

by E.S.M.E September 20, 2017

chair closet

A chair you would use to lazily put clothes on.

(Let’s say you’re going to your bffs house for a sleepover)

Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??

You: On the chair closet.

Friend: ???

by FHxdhftgf January 23, 2018

Post-closet Euphoria

A state of extreme and seemingly random happiness, excitement, and relief experienced after coming out as trans, gay, bi, pan, etc.

-Please note this is not an official term or anything, I made the phrase up to help explain to myself why I'm feeling this way. The experience is not made up, only the name for it.-

"Man, I've been feeling weirdly happy ever since I came out to my family"
"You must be having post-closet euphoria!"

by ScaryNarwhal May 3, 2018