Dee Close-Smith

a rather large lady who loves to park in handicapped parking spots just because she's fat. she loves to get involved with her daughters high school drama, she loves to SCREAM! at 17 year old girls because she is in denial about how much of a douchelord her daughter is...

DAMN! that lady Dee Close-Smith is one BIG BITCH!

by loudmouth90 April 28, 2010

shit closet

the small room found off the master bathroom that measures approximately 4 x 4 that houses only a toilet. A small place one goes to shit.

Bob has been in the shit closet for over an hour now, what the hell is he doing in there?

by Miss Canuck January 5, 2011

Supremacy Closet

where the U.S. government hides all its dirty laundry

Q: Anyone seen Brad lately?

A: Nah, they've got him in the Supremacy Closet.

by Yeobright April 10, 2011

cloak closet

What old farts call a coat closet

I'll be happy to hang your jacket in the cloak closet.

by oeMiD January 5, 2014

ephrata cloister

Someone that is a hot fucking mess. Also something that you thought would be delicious and it just gave you extreme gas

That Doris woman is a real Ephrata Cloister. That Thai food hit me like an Ephrata Cloister

by Biatch Please September 11, 2016

social closening

The feeling of having a close relationship to actresses/actors in porn videos in lieu of actual human contact

Since the pandemic started, I’ve been at home practicing social closening.

by Word-maven March 14, 2020

Case Closed

when you're telling someone the tea and instead of saying "period sis" you just say "case closed"

Example 1
girl 1: " that girl was trying to make me jealous with a pic of her and my ex"
girl 2: "really?"
girl 1: "yeah, and I already knew she was less than me but that proves it even more. case closed"

Example 2
"I hit her with the facts and that's that, case closed"

by Yeetis Man April 13, 2020