christian sandoval

a guy who never knows what he is doing and gets distracted easily with anything but he is a good friend and you may find him attractive

christian sandoval needs help

by lolololo ok jk November 9, 2016

Christian

A really big cyberpunk

"That Christian is being really mean ".

by Wildguy February 13, 2017

Christian

Beautiful, loving, unselfish woman who's badassery is out of this world! Coolest mom with impeccable taste and style.

Christian is so cool, her mom skills are simply badass! #badassery #awsome #tocoolforyou #skills

by aswome sauce_to legit to quit January 19, 2017

Christian

people that, throughout history, have managed to covert at least one person from every ethnical group, that probably had a more reasonable religion(did not plan an uprising every 3 months in ancient Rome) before being bathed in a giant barrel while a bald man said things to his god such as "make sure this person does not get sinned", etc. In reality, all abrahamic religions think they are the only true religions and all other religions are sinners, which is why when they were conquered repeatedly in ancient times, they always held uprisings. They are assholes because of these reasons.

Matt is easily offended by jokes about god, because he is an annoying Christian.

by amanthatlivesinyourbasement May 11, 2017

christian kiss

A kiss directly on the asshole

A Christian kiss is Eating da booty like a Christian

by Milton Johnson joe May 27, 2017

Christian Bale Disease

When an actor forgets how they actually speak and lose all sense of their original accent

"Did you see that interview with Charlie Hunnam? His accent's really weird!"

"Oh yeah, he must be suffering from Christian Bale Disease"

by ActorsDiseases May 28, 2017

Christian

Small DIck child with no sence of humor and no knowledge

This person is 1 Christian

by Savage hunter (Maui-Hawaii) June 21, 2017