PART 4
The only way to pass and graduate the school is if you pass your Bible class, which is 100% bullshit that you'll never need in life unless you become some religious radical. The only thing that I had benefited from that class is learing to quickly memorize the memory verses in the morning or class. Next, the classes, which we only spent about 45 minutes in, which was really only 20-25 minutes of pure learning and teaching, really because the teachers had no control over their classes and because the first 10 minutes of class were spent praying, gossiping and talking about some Bible verse. Thus, moving on to my next topic, the lying and secrecy that goes on throughout the school. Most teachers mainly gossip about the most ridiculous things and don't really care about teaching the class. Secrets fly around the school and teachers socialize like there's no tomorrow.
continued in part 5...
The only way to pass and graduate the school is if you pass your Bible class, which is 100% bullshit that you'll never need in life unless you become some religious radical. The only thing that I had benefited from that class is learing to quickly memorize the memory verses in the morning or class. Next, the classes, which we only spent about 45 minutes in, which was really only 20-25 minutes of pure learning and teaching, really because the teachers had no control over their classes and because the first 10 minutes of class were spent praying, gossiping and talking about some Bible verse. Thus, moving on to my next topic, the lying and secrecy that goes on throughout the school. Most teachers mainly gossip about the most ridiculous things and don't really care about teaching the class. Secrets fly around the school and teachers socialize like there's no tomorrow.
continued in part 5...
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PART 7
Also the daily prayer in class.. In EVERY class, EVERY 45 minutes were absolutely unnecessary. Plus if a teacher heard you curse or saw you do something bad out in the hallway they'd stop and pray with you. Absolutely again unnecessary and ridiculous! Also, you never saw Dr. Andrews, it was like every day he wasn't at the school, he was off in paradise, yet you saw the deens and principles of elementary, middle and high school hovering the hallways. Oh and also there was like an Index of the Forbidden Books all students must also abide by! Books containing myths and legends, such as Twilight was inacceptable. To me, that is absolutely ridiculous, there are so many books, such as To Kill a Mockingbird that were forbidden, and if they saw you reading it, they’d take the book from you, call your parents and either give you a referral or demerit. Oh and don't get me started with forbidden music...
I hereby put myself under oath that I am telling the truth, as I attended the school for 7 years.
Also the daily prayer in class.. In EVERY class, EVERY 45 minutes were absolutely unnecessary. Plus if a teacher heard you curse or saw you do something bad out in the hallway they'd stop and pray with you. Absolutely again unnecessary and ridiculous! Also, you never saw Dr. Andrews, it was like every day he wasn't at the school, he was off in paradise, yet you saw the deens and principles of elementary, middle and high school hovering the hallways. Oh and also there was like an Index of the Forbidden Books all students must also abide by! Books containing myths and legends, such as Twilight was inacceptable. To me, that is absolutely ridiculous, there are so many books, such as To Kill a Mockingbird that were forbidden, and if they saw you reading it, they’d take the book from you, call your parents and either give you a referral or demerit. Oh and don't get me started with forbidden music...
I hereby put myself under oath that I am telling the truth, as I attended the school for 7 years.
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Examples of the denominations of christianity:
Baptist Prayer-"Lord Almighty, I have sinned badly and please spare me from eternal damnation!"
Catholic Prayer-"Our Mother of Perpetual Sorrow, I am a terrible sinful person, I know i deserve to burn for stealing my neighbor's garden gnome, Please Forgive Me!"
Methodist Prayer-"Well, Let's see here, I sinned pretty bad so how about we just forget about it and star off new."
Episcopal Prayer-"Oh yeah, I'm sorry i passed out on the street after winning the tequila contest. Also, I think I should add a MY BAD for punching George in my drunken rage but George was annoying the hell out of me"
Baptist Prayer-"Lord Almighty, I have sinned badly and please spare me from eternal damnation!"
Catholic Prayer-"Our Mother of Perpetual Sorrow, I am a terrible sinful person, I know i deserve to burn for stealing my neighbor's garden gnome, Please Forgive Me!"
Methodist Prayer-"Well, Let's see here, I sinned pretty bad so how about we just forget about it and star off new."
Episcopal Prayer-"Oh yeah, I'm sorry i passed out on the street after winning the tequila contest. Also, I think I should add a MY BAD for punching George in my drunken rage but George was annoying the hell out of me"
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Its based around the principle that God sent his PERFECT son Jesus (which there are 3 entities of the one God: God the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit) to die for the world which is sinful. The idea is that you have free will, so you choose if you want God in your life.
Masses of people think that Christianity caused all these wars and man-made chaotic genocides, but most of the time, Muslims have had done most of the dirty work.
The free will part is what makes the most sense because you don't HAVE to become a christian, its a choice and no one has anything to lose. God is all love, and everything happens for a reason, pain and suffering only build your character.
Its based around the principle that God sent his PERFECT son Jesus (which there are 3 entities of the one God: God the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit) to die for the world which is sinful. The idea is that you have free will, so you choose if you want God in your life.
Masses of people think that Christianity caused all these wars and man-made chaotic genocides, but most of the time, Muslims have had done most of the dirty work.
The free will part is what makes the most sense because you don't HAVE to become a christian, its a choice and no one has anything to lose. God is all love, and everything happens for a reason, pain and suffering only build your character.
God Bless you all! he loves you, you know... christianity is a choice. But for some reason people of the past give it a bad reputation. I know that its been FRAMED!
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The bible contains some rediculous rules:
1. You can't be gay
2. You can't have long hair
3. A woman must serve her husband (i.e a woman is inferior to a man)
4. A woman can't lead
5. Loads more
It's a religion based on fear. Disobey it and you go to hell. It also created creationism, the theory of Noah's ark, both of which have been disproven time and time again yet there's so many idiots following it that they cling to their rediculous beliefs. And it fails to mention that homosexuality is genetic and not a choice.
Don't get me wrong, most Christians are good people but the religion is deeply flawed.
The bible contains some rediculous rules:
1. You can't be gay
2. You can't have long hair
3. A woman must serve her husband (i.e a woman is inferior to a man)
4. A woman can't lead
5. Loads more
It's a religion based on fear. Disobey it and you go to hell. It also created creationism, the theory of Noah's ark, both of which have been disproven time and time again yet there's so many idiots following it that they cling to their rediculous beliefs. And it fails to mention that homosexuality is genetic and not a choice.
Don't get me wrong, most Christians are good people but the religion is deeply flawed.
Redneck: Stupid fags ur goin to hell! Follow God or go to hell! Don't vote for Hillary or go to hell! Cut your hair or go to hell! Believe in creationism or go to hell! Follow Christianity or go to hell! Now let's go kill some fuckin' queers and lynch a nigga before we go and blow up the abortion clynic!
Good Christian: 1. Thou shalt not swear 2. Thou shall not kill 3. Respect and love your neighbour
Redneck: (struggles not to shout out he is just a violent ignorant person who needs to vent out his natural anger at everything) Err...Ermmm...Fuck u ur goin ta hayelll!!!
Good Christian: 1. Thou shalt not swear 2. Thou shall not kill 3. Respect and love your neighbour
Redneck: (struggles not to shout out he is just a violent ignorant person who needs to vent out his natural anger at everything) Err...Ermmm...Fuck u ur goin ta hayelll!!!
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