Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball

One of the most obscure and legendary of all gay sex acts. First the penetrator ejaculates into the penetratee's rectum. Then the penetratee presses his anus firmly against the penetrator's rectum and farts the semen back into the penetrator. The penetratee they sucks the semen out of the penetrator's rectum and spits it into the penetrator's mouth. Level of difficulty... ten.

He totally gave me they best birthday gift. A Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball. It was amazing.

by LPreZ December 24, 2009

White Chocolate Milk

It is something that is Mind Blowing, especially the longer you think about it. Or something that spawns new or provocative thinking.

Chirstopher Columbus: "The world is round, not flat"
Random by-standard: "Whoa! White Chocolate Milk!"

by foosballpele October 30, 2011

chocolate stinger

a penis that has poop all over it

I just fucked my girlfriend in her ass, and now I can't get the damn shit of my winky!

by derek January 2, 2003

chocolate chippie

Young, attractive black woman

How's your chocolate chippe

by gerald miller, miami u, ohio August 7, 2003

chocolate elevator

when the tongue of a human being has being inserted into the anus and then dragged across the geish area between the anus and the testicles or pussy and asshole only to be licking the pussy or a sucking of the cock.

Dam, Mark really gave her a serious chocolate elevator. Bitchen..

by Bails.One November 29, 2005

Chocolate Police

Chocolate Police (noun) Governing force to regulate and prevent the consumption of chocolate. Resides within the super-ego of the human subconscious. Singles out women and attacks them viciously, using guilt as a weapon. More likely to punish after the crime than to deter beforehand.

At the supermarket in the confectionery aisle:
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”

Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress August 9, 2008

Chocolate Minge-Shake

when an individual pours chocolate milkshake in to a pussy and then the girl fannyfarts it out in his face.

wana do a chocolate minge-shake ;)
sureeeee :D

by Leah Davies gayyyy January 22, 2009