Chinese Air Mail

After sexing a woman, hold a small chinese man up over her chest and have him take a fresh hot dump from 3 feet above her body.

She had never heard of the Chinese Air Mail manuever, so I called my boy Ching Ling and together we conquered that bitch.

by Ken Singelby April 5, 2007

Chinese Take Out

When you eat out of a Chinese bitch's pussy.

Yilin enjoyed my Chinese Take Out last night.

by Righteous Fist October 9, 2008

Chinese Chicken

A fried chicken of chinese decent, created by the communist chinese government to reduce mass population problems. While it has been often debated what causes the consumer to die (some believe its laced with cyanide) one thing is for sure, you take one bite and your brain stops tickin.

"Life sucks, can I get me one of those chinese chickens over there."

by Dan Miller December 3, 2004

Chinese Rock Show

A burlesque hardcore strip-show in which dancers are poorly transexualised. Dancers predominantly own surgically enhanced breasts but have not fully removed the male genitalia, and it is this floppy, residual trait that is sought after when in attendance at a Chinese Rock Show.

Dude, I just got back from a Chinese Rock Show down in Chinatown. Shit was intense.

by A Gentleman June 3, 2008

chokesturbation

auto-erotic asphyxiation while masturbating

David Carridine's death is a clear case of chokesturbation gone wrong.

by Randy Watson 2 June 5, 2009

chinese suits

shit suits worth little or less than the shit in my toilet.

The Lox made more money than damn chinese suits. - tony yayo

by some nigga from va April 20, 2005

chinese penis

A term used to describe the severe shrinkage of one's penis after a swim in sub-Arctic temperature water.

'Man that water was cold, (looks down pants at shriveled cock), I've got a case of chinese penis'

by sum ting wong December 17, 2013