Cannon

noun.

Kăn ən

Cannon is an uncommon name for a short, average weight, and sometimes angry person. However, they can also be kind, thoughtful, and defensive towards relatives. They generally like FPS games, and watch Naruto. They love good sauce, and are not too picky. They make crushes into girlfriends, though, so be wise not to let a Cannon near a girl you are interested in...

Will: Oh, Cannon, why do you have a girlfriend and not me? Im literally older than you.

Cannon: Im not homeschooled, Will.

Will: Oh, yeah...

by Whoamiacrazerson March 14, 2020

caranolia

a state of mind reflected by the words corona and paranoia causing a person to live under panic or else un-aware state of mind

Oh i just went for a walk, the streets were empty so i waved all the caranolia people to their windows

by yournumber1admioror March 28, 2020

Cannon Farter!

When two separate dudes spray a bunch of lube into the ass of the separate women they were partnered with along with a vibrator to plug the hole. Each women on both sides gets on their hands and knees. Then they turn their butts until their asses are facing their opponent on the other side of the room. both men stand next to the women they were paired with while wearing authentic 18th century uniforms. When the men are in their designated position they face their male opponent and yell launch the cannons. Each women tries to launch the dildo and lube toward their opponents on the other side of the room using the pressure built up in their ass. She is tasked with angling herself just right using only her legs. The first person to hit either on of their opponents with the lube or the dildo projectiles win.

Becky we must settle our differences with Cannon Farter! John reload the cannon with lube and Vibrators. Now open fire!
Ps: if you have to bring this up during sexual therapy please tell them Mr.Kiwi sends his regards.

by Kiwi Cat May 13, 2020

CannonFodder

When two guys are having rough anal sex, and the top pulls out too fast, causing the bottom to explosively launch a shit into the top's face (ideally solid as to amplify the effectiveness of the round, but liquid is acceptable as well). A CannonFodder has no limit of participants; fifty-person CannonFodders are quite common in the Bulgarian underground nightclub scene. Extra points if the top shoots the shit in midair with his ejaculate.

Wow! Vince had the whole school doing a crazy-ass CannonFodder at his house last night! He's the best!

Back in my day, we used to wear goggles whenever we did a CannonFodder but goshdarnit these kids are so reckless nowadays.

by nopalitopito June 5, 2020

cantanookie

The act of playing dice when having sex

Hey wanna go to the room to go do the cantanookie

by Fart clock September 25, 2020

Cannon

A Large, Long, and Heavy Piece of Artillery
Mainly used on Warfare

The history of cannon spans several hundred years from the 12th century to modern times. The cannon first appeared in China sometime during the 12th and 13th centuries. It likely developed in parallel or as an evolution of an earlier gunpowder weapon called the fire lance.

Comrade 69: Load The Cannonball!
Comrade PuffMaster: Loading the Ammunition!
Comrade PuffMaster: Lock and Loaded!
Comrade 69: Fire!!!

by JJWasTaken October 7, 2020

cannonbear

a sexy mf

"i would rail cannonbear"

by cannonbear January 10, 2021