Crap Cakes

Usually said as an exclamation, crap cakes is an expression used when one is in for an ass kicking.

Bully: I'll Kill you.

Nerd: OH CRAP CAKES!

by the ace of spades March 27, 2008

Cake Stand

Usually performed on one's birthday, the act of lifting the cake recipient's legs in the air so that they may willingly immerse their entire face into a well-frosted cake. Derived from keg stand

The partygoers were moved to a frenzy after Mrs. Wilson lost her contacts while performing a cake stand.

by Marion Girls January 17, 2009

Cake Mouth

Someone whos mouth gives away the fact they love cake just by looking at it. Never trust someone with cake mouth they will stab you in the back for a slice of Victora Sponge .

Roger you have a serious case of cake mouth

by SGW86 December 2, 2014

Jaffa cake

a term used by Irish people to describe loyalists, as they are black and tan on the outside and orange in the middle.

John: he's a Jaffa cake.

Mary: look at that Jaffa bastard!

by namekuji April 4, 2019

cake boy

a male that is often confused for being gay but is really straight

by Bat in Black August 4, 2003

Turd Cake

A cake whitch is infact made out of turds, a favoured food of turd munchers.

Britney Spears: "mmmmm.... that turd cake sure was nutty Lindsay"

Lindsay Lohan: "Just the way I like it Britney"

by Matt Willy October 26, 2007

Patty Cakes

When a guy is pounding a pussy and slaps the girls ass at the same time

Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Oh Oh Oh! Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!

Kiersten : Harder! Harder!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Damn you sure like them Patty Cakes don't ya!
Kiersten : More More!
Jake : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : That's it baby keep cummin! Mmmmmmmm!

Jake : Wow you ass is so fine I just love to give you Patty Cakes!

by SlopNChop September 12, 2017