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Cock Music 

1. a genre of music characterized by mixing several genres in one song, often in sections, and the use of non-musical sounds (clanging, beeping, whirring, non-harmonic synths, etc.); noise music

2. music for sexy people

cock music is a genre popularized by the global pop group NCT. the phrase "cock music" was originally used as an insult meant to offend fans, but it was quickly turned into a quirky and beloved name for NCT's revolutionary genre. now, cock music has become an increasingly popular among several artists and fandoms, even among those who initially spoke poorly of it.
"we want kai cock music. kai noise music. i want his solo album to wreck my fucking ears from all the sirens and bed squeaks"

"Only intellectually superior people know cock music is immaculate"
Cock Music by NickHatesYou September 13, 2020
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cock-squats 

A sexual position where a person squats onto a cock with their feet planted firmly on the ground and proceeds to lift themselves up and down using solely leg power. So named because of the visual similarity to the excercise - squats. This position works best if the man (who's lying on his back) doesn't move too much. Let the cock squater do all the work.
Wow, that dancer has real strong legs...I bet she'd be great at cock-squats.
cock-squats by T-B0NE666 January 4, 2005

cock bench 

A male jail ho who is constantly sexually abused up the anus, he may be on his hands and knees in the form of a bench.
Hey man i hear your dad got cock benched in jail last night, i bet he got filled with at least a litre of jizz
cock bench by Mark spark September 28, 2004

Cock Chestnar 

One of the many nicknames for the UFC fighter/former WWE Superstar known as Brock Lesnar. This one having to do with the phallic tatoo on his chest.
Yo, wtf is that on Brock's chest?...Dude, it's Cock Chestnar!
Cock Chestnar by BrBBQ4life July 13, 2010

cock chugging 

The impassioned gulping of a huge mound of cock, or the exuberant gagging on a massive hunk of dick.
Dean loves cock chugging! What a fucking cock chugger. Dean should just put down that huge helping of cock and get a job. No more cock chugging Dean!!
cock chugging by Gagginya Withacock November 11, 2007

Cock Sucker 

Cock Sucker by Nikki September 5, 2002

cock save 

In the same vein as a cock block, a cock save is to save a cock from irreparable harm. "Irreparable harm" here can refer to an ugly/disease-ridden/non-human female, or to an embarrassing/potentially lethal inanimate object, any of which a healthy human penis should never come into contact in the fist place.

A cock save may be mistaken for a cock block until the next day when the person affected can look upon the situation with sober eyes.

The actions that amount to a cock block and cock save are usually the same, the only difference being that a cock block is always a bad thing and a cock save is always a good thing.
Mike: I was so drunk I almost fucked that softball player/billy goat/toaster. I mean I was pants down, tent pitched, ready to go. What happened?

Dwight: I knocked your ass out with the waffle iron for being an idiot.

Mike: Thanks for the cock save, amigo.