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clapmaster

Is one who has an STD, who master the art of making their partner feel that they are the carrier by getting treated routinely before their notice symptoms. Person is normally none for one night stands.
Mike is the Clapmaster. He's always catching and passing the clap to a chick.
by ojuice79 May 13, 2009
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jade clapper

a fart that is very thick and most likely to leave a green skid mark on your underwear
by boa22891 January 29, 2009
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One hand clapping

Fundamental lore of Zen Buddhism; know as the Kōan traditional. In the west formally termed onanism or colloquially: ‘throttling the purple headed yogurt slinger’. This is the sound of skin slamming skin as “mediation” reaches the point of enlightenment.
“Ekaku what are you doing in the bathroom”

“Nothing”

“If you’re doing nothing, why can half the building hear the sound of one hand clapping? I swear if you’ve ruined another one of my Grattan catalogues with your man milk I promise you this is the last time Madame palmer's five daughters are coming 'round to play.”
by Filthclub July 10, 2010
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Clappin'

"Clappin" is the act of having sexual relations with another person. This Word was originally used by metalheads from Berkeley California. See O.G. Bootyclap
"Dude, Tyler's Clappin' on that fat chick."
by dylanthaclappa July 28, 2009
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Streatham and Clapham High

A school for rich girls who think they're roadmen when they actually have a private trust fun and a personal butler. The staff are crap and the school fees are wasted on expensive grand pianos for the headmaster.
Those Streatham and Clapham High girls were looking fine in their black puff ups and air maxes!
by noneifur December 6, 2017
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claptrap

A person who is prone to catching Chylamidia, or one whose sexual hygiene (or lack thereof) is questionable.
Minh is such a claptrap! That's his second name.
by not claptrap March 8, 2008
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clapped

damn you got clapped, i told you not to fight that big ass nigga
by KDMG March 6, 2008
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