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When someone decorates a house for Christmas and puts 1000 too many decorations on their front lawn. It literally looks like someone ate 2000+ Christmas decorations the night before and had Severe Diarrhea on their small front lawn the next morning.

The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.

Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!
by Amanda Diarrhea December 13, 2009
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Christoffer

Christoffer is god's god
He is both manly and strong that his muscles sticks out of his head disguised as curls.
God was jalous of christoffer's cock, that he cut it off at replaced it wit another cock.
Christoffer's old cock is now known as mt. Everest and his cum created the "milky" way
by Christoffer May 22, 2017
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Christopher Columbus High School

A high school where all the kids are always in the juul room instead of class
Girl: What school do you go to
Boy: Christopher Columbus High School
Girl: OMG can I suck your dick please
by Belensucks June 2, 2018
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Republican Christianity

The type of Christianity practiced by right wing Republicans.

Those who practice this form of Christianity believe that,
A. God speaks to the leaders of the party, and George W. Bush in particular.
B. Bush was personally annointed by God and God himself gave him his marching orders.
C. True and patriotic Americans believe in Republican Christianity.
D. Those who don't believe in this form of Christianity are liberals, communists, terrorist sympathizers, traitors, and idiots.
E. That Christ commands people to only vote Republican.
F. Those who are not Christian should be invaded, especially to settle the Presiden't family scores and if they are sitting on lots of oil.
G. These people believe that it's only wrongdoing when committed by a Democrat.
H. Those involved with this sort of religion focus on the portions of morality while entirely ignoring parts about taking care of poor and vulnerable people.
George W. Bush ignores what Jesus said about taking care of the "least of my brothers." He ignores the command to love neighbor as self. He ignores the command to take care of the poor and vulnerable of this world. He fails to realize that to lead us he must be our servants, instead he thinks that we must be his servants.
by jesster79 March 16, 2005
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Chris Colfer

Chris Colfer play an openly gay student on the popular tv show Glee. He won a Golden Globe for his insane talents, which just goes to show all the dicks that bullied him in high school.
Bully 1: Hey do you remember Chris Colfer from high school?
Bully 2: Yeah I heard he just won a Golden Globe.
Bully 1: Man we really should have been nicer to him.
by rosiepeverell January 26, 2011
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Christabelle

Christabelle is derived from a latin root word meaning 'most beautiful' Christabelle's are usually very gentle and kindhearted. Nobody can resist a Christabelle because they have it all.
Guy: Look at that girl!
Guy#2: She gotta be a christabelle.
by papapapapa May 5, 2010
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christoforo

The act of destroying your reputation online in an accelerated fashion. Popularized by Paul Christoforo's famous customer service email that single handedly destroyed his company and went viral.
Bob pulled a christoforo by posting a racist tweet.
by usbsnowcrash December 31, 2011
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