californication

americanization, superficiality, injecting hollywood into the world, into anything, more profit at cost of everything.

selling your soul to the devil seems good in the short run, short run is good enough.

strong male ideals perverted together with political correctness.

the ability of showing a whore (whenever) but inability to say the name (untill late on night).

man the food business here is so wasted after that POS mcdonalds californicated it.

by pxy abyss May 22, 2004

California Mudslide

When a woman gets on her knees and angles herself to where her head is up higher than her butt. A man with diarrhea shall go to the top of her body just below her head, and poop out his fecal matter onto her back. As it slides down her back and off her butt cheeks, it look's like a California mudslide.

Man, John sure did give Cassie a big California mudslide last night in the bathroom at AJ's party.

by WhoFlungCum November 25, 2009

calibrate

To find calibre the (caliber) of; correlate readings of (instrument etc) with a standard or commonly accepted value.

I calibrated my HF reciever with the 10.0000 MHz WWV/WWVB frequency standard.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 26, 2003

California Roller Coaster

When a female or a homosexual male sits on a dildo that's duck taped on top of a washing machine with the washing machine running on high.

I just walked in on my widow mother giving herself a california roller coaster and i vigerously masterbated to the scene of her shaking orgasm and her squirting her vaginal discharge into my load of whites.

by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009

california queef quaker

when a girl lets out a thunder queef that hits 5.0 on the richter scale

jerry: Was that an earthquake?
krystal: no i jus queefed!!
jerry: damn girl!!! Your a california queef quaker!!

by goonersteve January 28, 2008

California Gold Rush

When a woman urinates either durring immediately following an especially intense orgasm.

I waxed Sally's ass so good, she had a California Gold Rush!

by Lt. Roastabotch July 31, 2005

california hot pocket

When the male goes boom boom (poopy) in a females vaginal area and then repeatedly keeps thrusting so the penis is covered in his feces and it is in and out of the vagina.

"Lets get dirty, lets have a california hot pocket"

by Michael Stapleton May 28, 2006