Cailen

Cailens are the type of guys to have perms. They can’t get a girl to save their life and is will most likely wet themselves if a female looked at them. Will usually have herpes

Ben: omg has cailen wet himself again

Darren: classic cailen

by A proper cool human September 15, 2021

Butt Cable

Fecal matter that has been forced outwards from one's sphincter. Often found in a cynlider shape, much like a cable.... or basically, to take a shit.

Hold on guys, I gotta go lay down some "Butt Cable".

by Hans Moleman January 27, 2004

Eleanor Calder

Eleanor Calder is a young 28-year-old influencer and model who regularly posts on Instagram about fashion style. She also posts about her dogs, she loves them a lot!
She recently signed a contract with River Talent Management.

Eleanor Calder's fashion style is amazing !

by EleanorCalder92 October 31, 2020

Cable Racist

One who will not watch regular TV because they have, and pay for cable TV.

I asked Mari if she saw the latest episode of "V" and she said "No, I don't pay for cable to watch regular damn free TV."
I told her she was a *Cable Racist".

by satxjq March 31, 2010

suicide cable

A power cable that is cut, stripped, and crimped with alligator clips in a manor that will allow the user to clamp the clips on his or her body and plug the cable into a wall. This will result in an excruciating electrocution or even death.

Pierre was feeling a bit down so he offed himself with a suicide cable clamped to his balls and tongue.

by Ward Larson August 2, 2007

Eleanor calder

A thoughtful,sweet,smart,and funniest girl you'll ever meet in life. Even thought she's beautiful, she's more then just looks. Eleanor calder is model, influencer,use to blog on trendpear, and actress on Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie 2016.

Eleanor calder is not bread, she is a human being who has heart like you and me do.

by Just fan October 31, 2020

called an audible

1. Accidentally passing gas out loud in front of people.
2. When a dog passes gas out loud.

My dog Elwood was having a dream, and all of the sudden, he called an audible. Boy it stunk.
Or...
I was at a party the other night, and I called an audible right in front of a bunch of hot chicks. How embarrassing.

by ritzyrules April 18, 2009