school bus

A school bus is a headache on wheels driven by a fat, drunk, ugly, old, broke, insane bitch that hates kids. It smells like vinyl mixed in with a fat man's shoe. It has a bad suspension. It is hot and sticky. And you're almost always thinking, "This guy next to me smells like shit."

shit yellow cocksucker fat drunk school bus

by aarreeaallyybbaadddduuddee February 27, 2011

cheese bus

a yellow school bus (with black windows)

oh man, we got to ride the cheese bus on our field trip

by B.D. Willy February 15, 2007

tardy bus

Used in regards to one who acts tardy/retarded/lame.

Jeff and I were playing strip Boggle while his girlfriend, Monika, was riding the tardy bus.

by CDubbleDeez January 27, 2007

Bindi Bus

Bindi Bus - A small van or subcompact car capable of holding six or more terrorists or filled to the brim with explosives & nuclear materials. A suicide vehicle used as the delivery system for the explosives.
A van used in desert communities as a replacement for cammels. It has been known to have bell's mounted as a warning system in Arabic nations.
Bindi bus, Jingle bus, cammel car.

Hey Aknod, drive the bindi bus to the building & you will be rewarded with 60 virgins. Give me a call once you are there.
Fisal , bring the bindi to the mosque & we will load it with many gifts.

by complexed September 11, 2010

Gaggle Bus

A bus containing at least 5 or more complete douche bags.

"There's a gaggle of douches in that Gaggle bus!"

by MyithZ January 27, 2012

austraillian bus-stop

A sexual act to which the man licks the women's vagina whilst tickling her lubricated gouch, once the women is at the point of orgasm the man pulls at her gouch hair until it rips out giving her a strange sensation from the designated area

I did an austraillian bus-stop with Kasandra last night and it was the best experience of my life

by JimmyHammyLAD69 April 14, 2014

Stagecoach bus

A unfrequented bus service that attend to have buses running only 3 buses a day. Most days they get cancelled or always get stuck under a bridge because the drivers are blind.

Person 1 : My bus just got delayed by 60 minutes

Person 2 : Stagecoach bus is an amazing company to always get cancelled use first bus

by CorruptDetected July 12, 2021