mason bonds

jeep.

mason bonds moment

by mason bonds November 23, 2021

Sodium bones

Having weak ass bones cause none of y’all pour up 24 oz of whole milk like my sturdy ass does.

Quit drinking ramen water sodium bones

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Virgin Bones

someone who hasn't broken a bone

boy a " i've never broken a bone "
girl b " wow really? "
boy a " yep, i have nice virgin bones "

by someoneyouknowithink January 29, 2022

Barry Bonds

The all time home run king and the single season home run king. Many people think he should not be seen as such because he is said to have done steroids, which is also why they think he should not be a Hall of Famer. However, there is no doubt that there are already plenty of guys in the Hall of Fame that have done steroids.

Sure, Barry Bonds did steroids and is a piece of shit, but it still does not change the fact that he was a beast and he would've been even if he never took steroids.

by PhoenixGamer34 February 1, 2022

luxury bones

Another word for teeth, since they are not covered by your regular health insurance (like every other part of your body is) and instead you must have a "dental insurance" policy specific to them to continue enjoying them. Hence, luxury bones.

According to most health insurance companies, teeth are luxury bones that I must pay more to continue enjoying

by Pic889 June 18, 2022

Arse Bones

The bones found in ones arse

My arse bones are killing me after last nights antics with shaggs aye

by Chewbac July 9, 2022

billus bobus

billus bobus classifies as a glue and therefore can be the victim of ‘i am rubber you are glue everything you say or do goes right back to you.’

variants of billus bobus that can respond to the classification of glue are quince, billy, cheer, etc. also any guy that currently resides in alabama.

person 1; you’re stupid
person 2; no you
person 1; you’re actually a billus bobus so my insult stays against you.

by magnustheswagnus July 30, 2022