boston double park

The sexual act of inserting ones fist into a female's vagina and anus at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you hookup with Sarah last night?
Guy 2: Yeah dude. She let me Boston Double Park her!
Guy 1: Nice.

by SeymourFed December 31, 2015

Boston Tea Party

A Boston Tea Party is the act of getting naked and sitting sideways on someones face in an attempt to give them pink eye, while simultaneously tea bagging their ear.

Ted: Why is your eye pink?

Bob: I was the honoree at a Boston Tea Party last night.

by DrDemonic February 28, 2011

Boston carpet

Drink a bunch of Samuel Adams and fuck a girl with a prickly set of pubes and receive rug burn from fucking her so hard and long khed. While playing sweet Caroline and saying the British are coming while watching the red Sox, in the cheers bathroom, while mentally at beantown pub?!?!

I was out in Boston one night and met a wicket sweet gal khed, the night ended with a Boston carpet another Sam Adams.

by Beantownbitch April 22, 2024

Boston Pipe Bomb

When one inserts a phantom firecracker into their anal cavity for there partner to light the fuse and proceed to cup their balls and pull them which the caretaker of the firecracker screams having a massive shit grape shorted across your face

“I’m in the mood for a Boston Pipe Bomb”

by Bambi Cock June 11, 2020

Boston

Is a vape god. and he is thicc asf. also a stoner. has a good personality and is a snacc. has a big heart but an ever bigger dick.

“dude I have the best Boston a girl could ask for!!”

by Bostolover21 August 29, 2018

Joe Boston

The worst. Thinks he's cool cause he's British but actually he is just really just a boring stump of a man.

Look at Joe Boston, he just looks like a flabslapper.

by JoeBostonHater October 7, 2022

Boston m

A boy who help you believe that home is not just four walls and a roof…but a it’s someone with brown eyes and a amazing smile/laugh.

That one boy Boston makes me feel like home.

by Boy named Boston November 24, 2021