Battlebus

The art of getting drunk, then lost, at a show or festival. Eventually turning up some hours later with dirty feet, a pocket full of traders business cards, and no memory of how or why.

Where's .......?

No idea he's gone completely battlebus.

Or

Have you seen ........?
Nope he's gone Battlebus last I time I saw him he was tucking into a colostomy bag of wine

Or

Don't worry about ................ he's gone Battlebus again

by ahay! July 12, 2010

battle master

A female dominatrix who uses the theme of fantasy games (wizards, dragons, elves, etc.).

“Do you like missionary.” “No, I prefer to be a battle master in the bedroom.”

by AdamL0st December 10, 2017

Facebook Battle

An arguement that occurs on Facebook through a status that has nothing to do with the Status, usually resulting in the continued use of a Status for several days leading up to four hundred emails of the amount of one to three word comments on the status.

Bob's Status: Works so Boring!
Jim: Your telling me.
Bob: Jim you dont even have a job!
Jim: I'm just saying
Bob: WTF you always do this, every friggen status!
Jim: So how about those Yankees?
Bob: OMG Don't even get me started!
Jim: This is reallly starting to feel like a Facebook Battle..
Bob: You friggen started it, geez get a life!

by Ferdinand Maximilian November 28, 2010

Battlecage

is to be unstoppable or so fantastic that it is truly hard to beleive your not more than human.It is a synonym to "beast mode" and "tank" but it is not thrown around.when it is said it is meant.often used in parts of the north eastern united states,like boston,buffalo,upstate new york,maine,providence and parts of vermont and pennsylvannia.

GUY 1: Bruce willis was so battlecage in die hard five !

GUY 2: really?

GUY 1: dude he killed a helicopter with a car.enough said.

by mick lawler June 21, 2009

Battle royale

Pubg and fortnite players are both virgins and normies

Reeeeeeeeeee

John: wanna play fortnite

Steve: nah wanna play pubg

Adam (the smart one): STOP PLAYING BATTLE ROYALE GAMES FUCKING VIRGINS

by SLAV_BOI May 11, 2018

Pick your battles

When you choose not to use your energy in a worthless argument or conversation and you save it for a better chance

You really need to pick your battles because he a fool and he wont listen to you of you try and talk to him

by Blye November 28, 2018

Battleshits

A contest between two people in adjacent "public" bathroom stalls. As each person has finished shitting, they save the pieces of toilet paper used to wipe their ass. A player then calls out "fire" and tosses the shit-stained toilet paper over the stall into the opponents area. The defensive player remains still and if hit by the projectile yells "you hit me with a battleshit!" The game continues until a player is tired of getting shit bombed and leaves the stall. This leaves the remaining player the King of Battleshits.

As Josh and Dan are taking simultaneous dumps in the Wal-Mart bathroom. Josh saves a juicy piece of toilet paper covered in greasy shit. As Dan sits unsuspectingly, Josh fires the Shit-Missile over the stall and yells "FIRE!" Dan, in surprise, realizes that a piece of shit-paper is stuck to his leg and says "you hit me with a battleshit!" Dan then retaliates by firing his own shit-missile at Josh. Dan misses and josh says "miss". Dan then scrambles out and Josh cynically laughs while yelling "I am the king of battleshits!"

by Coltoonie April 4, 2009