Close but no cigar

In the 19 century cigars were given as prizes at county fairs. If you didn’t win they would shout. “Close but no cigar!”

I came in second place. Close but no cigar.

by Mzbinks October 12, 2018

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

Used as a phrase in general sarcasm and happiness

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing, girl

by DizzyLizzy January 23, 2007

I switch hit, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.

Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

sad but true

(n.) A situation that shouldn't happen in todays' world, but does so commonly that everyone turns a blind eye to it because they are used to it. This is a phrase used mainly by pinkos and feminazis, as well as a few other types of liberal, but not commies.

Feminist: It's sad but true that women are still oppressed and held down. Men are pigs.


Race car player: It's sad but true that the crackers are holding my people down and oppressing them. Kill whitey


Socialist guy: It's sad but true that there are still people like Bill Gates who don't get taxed through the arse while there are still poor people. Kill the rich.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

all but six

to kill everbody involved except six people. they will be the pall bearers at the funeral. to waste everbody but enough for the funeral.

we killed all them niggas, all but six

by MADDOG VAUGHN December 24, 2008

big but

A eraticly great thing for men/boys to stare at and want it it is a way to show that you like a woman it is very tasty

Man she has a big but look dude!

by NNE10011 February 13, 2018

Rules for thee but not for me

Usually a phrase said when cops abuse their power doing things as if they're above the law, it's a saying when someone believes they have authority over the law to do whatever they want.

Person 1: "holy shit... did you see that cop just blow through that red light?"
Person 2: "rules for thee but not for me"

by latrelljennings August 25, 2023