batting above her average

Look at her batting above her average. That Josh sure is cute and nicer then the other others shes dated. To date someone better.

Wow she sure is batting above her average. Josh is a heaps better pick compared to her previous boyfriends.

by Batting above her average December 12, 2022

Bat rat

Cutesie name to call ur bestfriend

Hi best bat rat how’s it going

by Bug lover September 12, 2021

bedroom bats

When a naked man stretchs his scrotum, batwings like.

i went back to this man's place last night and he greated me with bedroom bats.

by -OB December 29, 2020

bat stick

Batman's schlong blessed by Lady Justice

'Stick that bat stick up in me Mr. Batman!' moaned Mary Jane.

by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 6, 2023

Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.

My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!

by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024

Bats

A grumpy old man who doesn’t like the modern generation and can be clever at times and dumb at others.

“Don’t let Bats chuck your phone in the fire!”
“No he is very grumpy”

by KingSamwich06 December 8, 2019

Bat breaker

When you’re about to have sex with a girl, say you’ll brake her like Batman, then proceed to pick her up over your head and drop her, kneeing her in the back as she falls. From there, you proceed to fuck her.

Yo I gave this girl a bat breaker last night, she still hasn’t moved since

by Dirtygrandpa11111 September 30, 2021