Alaskan paint job

When a stripper is giving you a lap dance, and leaves a skid mark on your leg.

Man, that stripper was so hot until after she finished her dance and I noticed I got an Alaskan paint job.

by freako and jon doe May 11, 2011

Alaska Slippers

Noun: Super warm slippers, like something one would wear in Alaska.

Being from Florida, I am not used to 40 degree weather I need some Alaska Slippers for my frozen feet.

by Miss Uhlisuh December 14, 2011

alaskan firefighter

When you are having sex with your mate and you ignite her boobs on fire and put it out with your cum

I Alaskan firefighter my girlfriend last night

by Wtf is this shit March 19, 2014

Alaskan Ass Bomb

When you puke into a mason jar and proceed to push it to the very back of someones rectum (The deeper the better) then you have your red-neck slave clench their ass until the glass breaks and shatters in their hole, the effect is similar to shrapnel in the sense it will slowly tear them up from the inside with movement (voluntary or not) and eventually the puke will seep out and its ready for consumption

"Man gaby's Alaskan ass bomb went off last night she was screaming like a mother fucker!"

"How was the puke?"

"It was top notch, I got some in the fridge if you want?"

by White Cis Male November 13, 2016

Alaskan whaler

alright kids this is an interesting one. first you beat you meat until you feel like you might hit climax get your hand ready because you might want to keep your semen warm. When you blow it quickly wipe your two fingers across your dick head getting a fair amount of semen on your two fingers and then you wipe it across your upper lip like a mustache or a sanchez

Price gave himself an Alaskan Whaler when he was bored

by raphael sanchez April 26, 2005

alaska

Home of the great tundra plains, some harsh bud(fucking expensive, up to $10 bucks a bowl), outdoor activities, and much more. Their is some great music such as Josh Boots and Akream. Quadding(4 Wheelers) to hunting we have everything.

Dude Getting baked before we go quad is a good idea cause i just bought a gram of the good Alaska weed.

by The Pharcyde December 22, 2007

Dirty Alaskan

The act of tacking a shit on the chest of, or in the mouth of your partner after anal sex.

anal
sex
shit
dump
anal sex

She game me a dirty Alaskan after I fucked her in the ass

by Dr. Livingston April 7, 2008