Polish Ham Press

The act of spreading ones' butt cheeks and sitting on the face of your partner.
"Bro I just had the most wicked Polish ham press last night from Allie and I about passed out it was so good."
by Fat Goose September 24, 2015
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Michigan Ham Sandwich

A disgusting yet extremely arousing sex act in which an individual places slices of ham between their buttcheeks and has their sexual partner eat all of the ham. For it to be a true Michigan ham sandwich, there must be atleast 4 thick slices of ham between the cheeks.

ALT: Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel

The same process as before, but the ham-holder is of african descent, thus giving the appearance of ham slices between pumpernickel bread.
"Man, I was just jerkin' mah gerkin' when Susie came over. Already extremely horny, my dick reached maximum size when she preformed a Michigan Ham Sandwich.

"Eyyo maen, me ands Sharkeliquaiea was fuckin' yezerday, and she ot' some ham out of da frigg, ya know? She did the Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel nigga! I'z gotz some shit on my tongue, boi."

"Yeah girl, I was with Jake the other day, and I really wanted to get intimate, you know? And he did the Michigan Ham Sandwich. I would imagine it would have tasted delicious if I wasn't constantly smelling his sweaty taint."
by endwalker November 11, 2016
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Glazed Ham Booty

A Booty that looks so good and perfectly thick, (non of that fat shit) that you just wanna take a bite out that mother fucker!!!
Damn yo look at that bitch with that glazed ham booty over there, i wanna bite that shit!

Damn I heard Frank's girl got that glazed ham booty, shit some niggas got all the luck!
by whiskeynights23 December 31, 2011
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Ham ass nigga

A fuck boy, someone who is corny, doesn't want anything serious with you, is always playing games.
He had another girl the whole time, what a ham ass nigga
by bootyliciousamazingbigbootybit October 13, 2016
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nippon ham fighters

baseball team based in Sapporo.
they played in Tokyo until last year.
they have the name that many people tend to laugh at.
by 5150 August 01, 2004
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chri-ham-spam

Hawaiian Creole English (HCE) pronunciation of "three hand span" undertaken during a game of marbles to get ones kini closer to the action.
No chri-ham-spam dis taim, ai no laik get mai finga dirti
by abbcccxyyzzz February 05, 2010
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West Ham United

West Ham United is so fucking massive⚒️
by Mcrawley74 May 07, 2021
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