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December 7th and any other day your wife declares it to be national help your wife around the house day. She shouldn’t have to ask for the help, you just help out of the kindness of your heart and the love you have for her. (for example do a load of laundry, wash dishes or vacuum)
Honey today is national help your wife around the house day!
by Caring wife and mother December 6, 2017
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Redneck Whip Around

When someone takes a hatchet to your dick.
Bitch I'll give you a redneck whip around
by CokeHogan February 10, 2018
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british reach around

when a member of the British royal guard uses his bear hat between your legs in a circular motion and then reaches around and jerks you off at the same time... Thus giving you the sensation of a bear tickling your balls and putting your cock on a conveyor belt in a factory....
My boyfriend went to the Royal Palace and got a British reach around FML I can never ever satisfy him again
by domkeychoker August 4, 2018
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Alexandria reach-around

An unintentional, incestual act that occurs while sleeping next to a relative.
Due to lack of sleeping accommodations, the Alexandria reach-around I received from my brother caused obvious tension the following day.
by salsacc February 15, 2020
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Texas Turn-Around

When your drunk and taking a shit and have to turn around and puke in the toilet
Dude, I was going to "upper deck" but ended up in a Texas Turn-Around.
by LoserLeave September 29, 2020
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“all i hang around are legends”

a statement that is of no value.
“all i hang around are legends
by bruhonfoenem December 10, 2021
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When you need to grasp a situation that could be a little wild or crazy.
"Listen up, everyone. We have some service issues and we need to get our teeth around this monkey!"
by monkeywrangler2016 June 12, 2016
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