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Advanced Stranger

Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.
PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!
by Dougtwin September 16, 2017
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advanced nibba

Is a gay boi that can shove things up his ass, but he will stay at your side if you want to hold his ding a ling
by My nibba December 18, 2017
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Aden

*After telling the story the fifth time*
Aden : wait... whaat? O.o
The other person: You are such an Aden!
by tgif7726_LA January 20, 2018
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Adrenaline Palmer

A cocktail consisting of Mountain Dew and Iced Tea.
I blacked out last night and woke up with a little bit of poop on my dick after a night of pounding Adrenaline Palmers.
by Ajit The Cheat Pai May 6, 2018
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Adsenseless

One who has less than 1,000 subs on YouTube. Symptoms include depression, staring at nothing for hours, and lamenting lost revenue that amounted to about one candy bar per month.
"Better stay away from Steven. He has 995 subs so, you know, he's adsenseless."
by Miss Murder_Horror April 14, 2018
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advanced yelper

a helper that is very well known and high up on the yelp social status
person 1: omg is that lindzee the advanced yelper?
person 2: yeah a bad review from her and your business is ruined
by Advanced Yelper Lindz May 17, 2018
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AdSenseless

A defeated YouTuber who stumbles around, begging for change, since he no longer will be able to afford that candy bar each month from his earnings.
"Why is Steven filthy and rummaging through my trash can?" "Oh, stay away from him - he recently became AdSenseless."
by Miss Murder_Horror May 17, 2018
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