1:09 am

1:09 am means a time for the next day.

Bro are we gonna stay up till 1:09am are we gonna finna nut at 1:09 am

1:09 am by Ginger skillet May 18, 2018

Microwave at 3 am 

The loudest fucking thing in existence. Will wake up you're whole neighborhood.

Person: So why are you grounded again?
Me: I set of the microwave at 3 am. I just wanted some damn soup.

Person: well that sucks

Microwave at 3 am by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA May 24, 2022

me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl 

me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl

me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl

me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl by anonymous March 14, 2022

Ma'am-Sir 

This occurs when a guy gets confused for a girl over the phone due to his soft tone of voice.

Guy: "Good afternoon, thank you for calling company X"

Caller: "Good afternoon Ma'am-Sir..."

Guy: "I'm a sir, not a ma'am-sir."

Ma'am-Sir by Louis Xavier December 17, 2008

luke, i am your father 

the deluded morons above this post are totally wrong in fact it IS luke i am your father. he goes no luke i am your father watch the classic fucking movies. not the fucking bullshit new ones.

Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him!

Vader: No Luke, I am your father.

Luke: NO! THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

luke, i am your father by i fucked you mama! December 15, 2007

I am game 

See game, response to a question over your willingness to participate. Usually voiced in the contraction form "I'm game"

"Are you ready to boogy 'till you puke tonight?"
"I am game."

I am game by stank April 30, 2004

wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am 

Having sex then breaking off contact with the person.

Dave: Hey dude guess who just got lucky last night!
Greg: Sweet. What's her name?
Dave: Anna, she's hot as fuck!
Greg: Have you called her yet?
Dave: I never got her number...
Greg: Sounds like a case of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am.
Dave: Shit.

wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am by Joshua666 August 11, 2013