Crustard-top

Crustard-top - (noun) disc shape crust formation that forms at the top of a mustard dispenser.

I've been saving up crustard-tops for 2 years. Pretty soon I'll be able to make a crustard-top sandwich.

by Helmut Kientz January 21, 2007

top shelfing it

Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks.

You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.

by Col. Peter Spanker April 1, 2008

Story Top

Story Topping occurs when the storyteller is interrupted by a person who start to tell another story they believe is better.
(S.T. for short)

I can’t believe Heather just story topped me with her unicorn batteling an octopus at the star bucks.

by meshell; the spicy italian August 26, 2008

bottom top

during a three sum, it is the middle person in position penetrating one while getting fucked by the other. the top fucks the bottom top, the bottom top fucks the bottom.

“yo did you see what the top did with the bottom top that made the bottom quiver.”

by bearfacebearface June 5, 2018

came on top

1. A successful outcome, winning in a competition

2. Literally, having an orgasm on top position

1. Sheila came on top of the opposition

2. Sheila came on top of her boyfriend

by TheGuyWhoDidStuff May 13, 2016

Crop top

The best invention ever. When a girl wears a crop top with black leggings it’s bassiclly a boner or virgin where you can see that fat ass and she can’t cover it at all and see her abs

My ass looks nice in that crop top

by Thesauce1234 February 2, 2023

earls on top

Early. Before the usual or expected time.

Yo, I cant go too hard tonight, I gotta be up earls on top.

by quikness October 3, 2004