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Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.

Fun facts:

• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"

Further reading:

"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!
by horny cucumber May 25, 2022
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Hitler pistol

A pistol that you could use to theoretically aim and eliminate any group that shares a single trait, though, habit ext.
Bob said he would Hitler pistol every one that gets offended by micro aggressions.
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I like it hitler

The meaning comes from a theoretical question. What if hitler didn’t get rejected from art school

Would he become the next Picasso

Therefore instead of saying “I like it Picasso”
You say. I like it hitler
Daniel: do you like my new car

Bailey : I like it hitler
by Big daddy Dakota May 4, 2022
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Social Hitler

Using a minority cause to bully around others. Such people might look like nice, helping people fighting for a just cause but their true intentions become annoyingly clear when they get a little power. In their view they can now tell everybody what to say, feel and think because initially there was a good reason.
Rando: Hey let's go to this club and have some fun!
Social Hitler: You are so egoistic and only concerned about your fun! Do you even respect women at all?

Please pick up that trash on the ground here and buy me drink to calm down over this insult to someone else i pretend to care about!
by msh42 December 19, 2022
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Cervix Hitler

A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.

Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."

"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."

"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024
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Hitler

A very good man, he restored Germany and made it powerful. What he did was amazing and great. His sexy mustache makes me wanna suck his cock. Sadly, he killed himself when the russian assholes were in Germany. he will always be remembered for his remarkable actions. he also had a place of paradise called Auschwitz.
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Hitler

Hitler is cool
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