rick-tarded

Like saying retarded except when talking to or near a person with the name rick.

That is so rick-tarded

by skatezero872 December 15, 2007

Ri-tard

A person that stands in front of the menu at the local Rita's water ice stand and screams the menu into their cellphone so that their lazy assed significant other can get a gellati. Ri-tards are often also Bluetools

I wish this ri-tard would shut up so I can order my water ice.

by Orchard August 01, 2006

tard

Short form for retard. Like 're' but the back end.

"I hate you, you are such a tard!"

by ogga booga February 20, 2005

Tard Arms

Arms that you are unable to control in any possible way.

You well just crashed into Roman on GTA 4, well done Tard Arms

by Coura Bassist May 29, 2008

Wii-tarded

Lacking the eye-hand coordination to properly use a Wii controller, leading to a lot of frustrated arm-waving and inability to play even a simple game.

Dude, you just ran Mario off a cliff, what are you, Wii-tarded?

by JustBobS April 25, 2011

Chocolate Tard

Chocolate Tard is taken from a word Chocolate Tart in which tart is replaced by tard which means retard,Chocolate Tard is the kind of person that is addicted to chocolate(usually girls) and tweet about how much they love chocolate,I mean I know chocolate is good but don't overreact.

Girl : OMGGG!!! CHOCOLATE IS SO GOODZZ ME WANTZ TO MARRY CHOCOLATE.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.

by DatBassPlayer August 07, 2014

Tard Claw

A plastic spoon that is turned inside out. It has multiple purposes including- a ladel, a back scratcher, a weapon that is quick at the draw, a reaching device, if flipped the other way a spoon, and many more.

Tard clawtard claw back scratcher ladel weapon quick draw purpose

by I am tard claw July 26, 2011