oil shower

hair that looks like you took a shower but in reality is actually just grease or oil buildup in your hair due to not taking frequent showers.

A: Did you take a shower before coming to school?
B: Um no why?
A: No reason... *looks at hair with disgust* *shivers*
B: Whatttttt
A: It looks like you took an oil shower. Go wash your hair b.

by slang_gang October 14, 2016

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hamster shower

The art form of beating your dick to AFV (America’s Funniest Home Videos) all the while your friends throw hamsters mercilessly at you.

Man I’m so horny I could really go for a hamster shower right about now.

by HUBERT CLITORIS January 28, 2018

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Sigma Shower

When you take a shower but only with a wet cloth

“Shit I don’t have time to shower. I guess I’ll just take a quick Sigma Shower”.

by DIPtheCHIP February 9, 2018

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Synonym of Golden Shower.
(n.) The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

(n). When President Trump uses official procedure to arbitrarily delay government processes in order to give the illusion of instituting new policy. Similar to rebranding

Trump's first 100 days were just a presidential shower.

Last night, I gave my girlfriend the presidential shower.

by Aschylus January 28, 2017

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Hooker's Shower

When one only washes thier: asshole, crotch, armpits, and teeth.

Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.

by Tremb1es April 7, 2020

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