A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.
Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...
by LuckyNumberSl3vin July 14, 2022
A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.
"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."
by Michael, from Maudlin High October 04, 2017
A gay sex act which involves but is not limited to entering a shower, bathtub, or sauna for the purpose of contracting multiple sexually transmitted infections such as gonorrhea, herpes, and genital warts. Quite often bubble bath or conditioner is used as lubrication to penetrate the anus. This often leaves both participants feeling dirtier than when they entered.
Jole: Did you hear that Bret gave Frank a bumpy shower?
Matt: Yea man, I heard they're both burnin now
or
Jole: I've been farting bubbles all day man what happened last night?
Matt: You don't remember? We took a bumpy shower.
Matt: Yea man, I heard they're both burnin now
or
Jole: I've been farting bubbles all day man what happened last night?
Matt: You don't remember? We took a bumpy shower.
by Chuck VanDoren April 24, 2012
Zoe: "can I have some of your pocket shower, I'm feeling hot".
Lexie: "no bitch get yo own pocket shower!"
Lexie: "no bitch get yo own pocket shower!"
by Lavagirl45 May 25, 2017
One who does not like to shower and who will put off showering at the expense of those around him/her
Dude, we about to go get dinner and you need to stop being a shower slacker so you don't offend everyone at the restaurant with your stank.
by Waaaaaaaalllaaa August 21, 2017
by Titus dyfilid February 12, 2019
by Gigawatt Alowishus September 21, 2015