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Jason

The type of guy who covers up his insecurities and “short”comings by making others feel less than; Generally exhibits this behavior online, seeking the approval from others, also usually “Jasons”.

Typically drives muscle cars and/or owns gas-guzzling toys, then complains about the price of gas. Enjoys red hats, facial hair and women with (usually) unnaturally blond hair.
Damn that Jason, always rolling coal and making our Starbucks employees cry!
by Word2UrMotha December 3, 2021
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Jason

Jason is a good guy in bed.And many people say Jason dick game is strong.He a is lover boy and he likes to play football he is really Athletic he is tall and strong
Honesty :Last night jason was really good in bed.

Wassaname:Oh really??
by Luh_gaydiiwsydyssnnd November 22, 2021
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Jason

A snake who tried to attack Jung Jaehyun at IKEA. Thankfully Johnny was there to save Jaehyun.

Time lapse a year later and you say Jaehyun wearing a snake-like jacket during the Superhuman era.
Johnny: *having a convo with Fred*

Jason: *jumps on Jaehyun*
Jaehyun: Ah! Help! 🥺🥺
Johnny: Jason! Jason! He’s my friend! 🤦🏻 ♂️
Jason: 🤭🐍
by kim zeus November 5, 2020
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Jason

Jason is the worst person on planet earth. At first glance he seems like a somewhat interesting person, but the longer you look the more he looks like some ancient creature that belongs in the primordial soup. Sometimes, you may think he is thinking, but you would be surely mistaken, as his mind is blank (save for an occasional catgirl). He is the largest simp known to man, how he manages to hold a thought for that long is beyond me. His appearance is almost as bland as the women he simps for, and his voice sounds like a shepard tone of a cat falling into a garbage disposal.
Greg: " I wish I could never see jason again"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"
by chadsmith11 October 13, 2020
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Jason

to have a big dick that fuck slender girl that wears a hoodie. Have a big daucatmoi.

partners: Tom(2020)
probably gay
I am Jason!
by Daucatmoi October 25, 2020
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Jason

Jason isThe sexiest, most caring, and loveable

Man you will ever meet. He is an unselfish lover with a large cock. Any woman would be lucky to be his wife.
Oooh girl look at that man over there, he's a whole Jason
by Yelats nosaj July 3, 2021
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Jason park

N. Skibbity toilet Ohio rizzler with level 4 Kai cenat gyatt
You’re so Jason park, you’re so fanum tax!
by Only in ohio October 31, 2023
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