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61st Regiment of Foot

A group of absolute retards, sometimes confused as alt right. These dumbasses constantly get into fucked up situations and must scooby doo that shit out.
Join the 61st Regiment of Foot, the finest, most retarded Holdfast regiment out there.
by TheMemeingFur February 13, 2021
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Phantom Clutch Foot

Ideomotor movement of the left foot and leg. Involuntary and unconscious stomping the left side of the drivers side floor when attempting to disengage a nonexistent clutch to stop a vehicle with automatic transmission just before applying the brakes. Drivers that operated manual transmissions in the past will describe the illusionary experience as phantom foot clutch.
On the roadway in front of Walmart they got that there center two-way left turn lane out front. Some idiot pull a bonehead move , turned right out of that lane in front of me. My phantom clutch foot kicked in. I hit the brakes, my left foot stomped the floor board looking for the clutch that ain't there. My right hand went for the stick shift that ain't there. Ended up grabbing Bob's pecker, tried to downshift to second. Now he wont stop following me around. Keeps making engine revving sounds grinning at me.
by Nellouise Le Reina February 22, 2017
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Japanese Foot Massage

You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku
I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"
by jpm1-hopfgarten January 27, 2023
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Moist Carpet Foot

When you get water on your feet and walk on a carpet (or rug) and ur feet feel weird and you get that weird carpet smell.
“Yo I got moist carpet foot” said Tommy

“Ew dude get away from me” said Chris, disgusted.
by vngel1a March 1, 2021
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foot fag

someone who has a sexual attraction or fetish to feet, human or otherwise
caitlin stop touching me cats toes you thotty foot fag
by BigGayHomo March 30, 2019
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foot fag

someone who has a sexual attraction or fetish to feet, human or otherwise
caitlin stop touching my cats toes you thotty foot fag
by BigGayHomo March 30, 2019
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two foot head

a man with a disproportionately large head. may also have enormous feet.
by Suzettah February 20, 2009
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