Cheesus Christ

Our God, Father, and the holy spirit of cheese. A combination of cheese and Jesus. Using His name in vain will result in being straight to Heck for eternal torment and suffering.

Example One:
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.

Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*

by Dropleto December 10, 2019

agorist.chris

agorist.chris or leftie23 or Chris is a male man who makes tiktoks usually by himself. He’s covered many topics like politics stuff and how to shave; Chris is like a dad because he had sex with your mom. Chris is also funny like when he made that joke. He also got banned for being too attractive and too poggers

Dan: Chris how do you do what you do
agorist.chris: by doing it

Dan: wow

by Surlaw cipe October 7, 2020

Italian Christmas Dinner

When you make your wife suck every last drip of cum out of your cock under the kitchen table on Christmas, while you hand crank Capicola cold cuts on a traditional meat slicer. You then use that fresh cut capicola and eat it out of your wifes ass.

Wife- "Tony what would you like for Christmas"
Tony (Soprano Voice)- "Yeee, ahh, Carm, same as always, I want that Italian Christmas DInner special you always make."
Wife- "Oh come on Tony thats repulsive"
**Slaps her across face with braciole**
**Wife crawls under table with two black eyes and begins slobbing on husbands knob**
Tony 10 minutes later- "Thats the best Italian Christmas Dinner ive ever had, now turn the fuck around!"
**Proceeds to eat capicola out of wifes ass**

by snicjn njscsaijn February 19, 2021

Gastonia Chrome

Duct Tape used to repair something on a car, truck, or motorcycle.

Origin: Gastonia, NC

Dave was in a fender bender and broke off part of his bumper. Luckily, he had some Gastonia Chrome in his trunk and was able to put it back together. Looks good as new.

by The Kenno July 27, 2021

Damien Christopher Whitlock

The worst,most fiendish villian you will EVER meet. He will cheat on his non-existent wife.

Damien Christopher Whitlock just sat down at OUR spot. He needs to leave.

by Rinny rin rin January 26, 2023

Gwendoline Christie

The most beautiful woman to ever walk the Earth. Best known as Brienne of Tarth in Game of Thrones (2011-2019) or more recently Larissa Weems in Wednesday(2022). The 6’3 actress has grabbed the attention of many young girls and is making them question their sexuality.

Girls 1: “Have you seen the most beautiful actress?”
Girl 2: “Of course I’ve seen Gwendoline Christie.”

by LesbianInLove January 30, 2023

a Kirby Christmas

When unwanted Niggas show up at your house to welch.

Who are those NIGGAS over there eating my birthday cake, what the fuck is this a Kirby Christmas.

by Gypsy Son October 11, 2011