golden shower

To urinate on someone with the intention of humiliating them or sexually satisfying ones own twisted desires.

I gave her a golden shower.

by Craig Johnson May 13, 2005

a shower

something billie eilish has never heard of

p1: yo billie u stink
billie: and what about it?
p1: take a shower
billie: lmao a what

by anonymous January 29, 2019

italian shower

Italian showers are when an someone who works construction hides a bottle $2 cologne in the glove compartment of their dirty construction vehicle. They do not go home after work and just go straight to the strip club and douse themselves in cheap cologne.

I only had time for an italian shower.

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

Italian SHOWER

Going out for a date without actually TAKING a shower, but strategically putting on DRAKKAR NOIR or some masking scent to the UMPTEENTH degree.

Yo, Paulie just took an Italian Shower

by Beetlejuice May 7, 2003

shitty shower

When you take someones shower head off, shit in it, then put it back so that when they take a shower it makes for a shitty situation.

Mike I'm gonna shit in your shower head so you have a really shitty shower.

by mattarkot June 18, 2011

army shower

A quick shower that goes: water on to wet - water off during soap and shampoo - water on to rinse - done.

When soldiers in remote locations without adequate water supplies needed to shower, they'd run the water just long enough to get wet, then turn it off to soap their bodies and shampoo their hair. Then they'd turn the water back on to rinse. Hence "army shower". This phrase came from my dad, a Korean war vet.

by squeeziecat January 15, 2014

Maple Shower

Getting ejaculated on by a Canadian.

I had sex with a hot Canadian and got a maple shower.

by Klein8875 November 3, 2017