“ I’m going out with that ryan from tinder. I really hope he smashes my cracker”
When I stubbed my toe, I screamed “ Smash my Cracker”.
When I stubbed my toe, I screamed “ Smash my Cracker”.
by Grace Kaitlin February 22, 2018
Get the Smash my Cracker mug.A High School Jackel Cracker is usually a white bitch who treats her (yes it’s usually a woman) like a mattress! This woman? Usually hangouts in the janky ass area of the school sucking on her E-Cigarettes whilst drinking alcohol. You are considered a High School Jackel Cracker if you have had sex with 6+ boys.
by hit by a bus XD May 2, 2019
Get the High School Jackel Cracker mug."Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.
"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.
"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.
by evillweevil December 16, 2017
Get the Bon voyage, me old cream cracker mug.Left Winger: When a Conservative calls Obama a socialist, what he really means is nigger.
Some guy: Why would Conservatives call Obama a nigger?
Left Winger: Because he is a black man.
Some guy: Actually, Obama is not a black man or a nigger; He is a nigger flavored cracker because his mother was white and his father was black.
Some guy: When a Conservative calls Obama a socialist they really mean socialist; if they wanted to call him a racial slur then they would have said it because all Americans have the right to free speech.
Some guy: assuming that socialist means black is racist because that is assuming that only black people are socialists
Some guy: Why would Conservatives call Obama a nigger?
Left Winger: Because he is a black man.
Some guy: Actually, Obama is not a black man or a nigger; He is a nigger flavored cracker because his mother was white and his father was black.
Some guy: When a Conservative calls Obama a socialist they really mean socialist; if they wanted to call him a racial slur then they would have said it because all Americans have the right to free speech.
Some guy: assuming that socialist means black is racist because that is assuming that only black people are socialists
by Gould, Gould, Harper April 22, 2010
Get the nigger flavored cracker mug.Guy 1: Dude, did you see that nerd in school today with his fanny pack and braces?
Guy 2: Yeh, that's Big Cracker
Guy 2: Yeh, that's Big Cracker
by KeevaK April 21, 2009
Get the Big Cracker mug.Slang for a Chiropractor
by anonymous1234455 April 24, 2009
Get the back cracker mug.The act of spreading cheese on a cracker which lacks the structural integrity to embrace the force of spreading.
Don was spreading goat cheese on a cracker and screamed "cunt cracker!" as the cracker crumbled in his tiny, tiny, baby hands.
by TheBigDumbAnimal July 3, 2017
Get the Cunt Cracker mug.