took the corn out of the water to soon

A saying that means you screwed up.

Jared you took the corn out of the water to soon when you broke my tv.

by DA TREE June 23, 2014

I will knock yo ass out

When someone is in argument or playing with someone and says “i will knock you ass out” they really mean they will beat you up and make sure your sleep

“I will knock yo ass out bitch”

by Smdugly April 29, 2022

Beat the Hell Out of MEE6 Day

“Beat the Hell Out of MEE6 Day” is a day celebrated on July the 19th every month by bullying the discord bot “MEE6.”

Since today was Beat the Hell Out of MEE6 Day, my friends and I took the day off so we could bully MEE6.

by Moxxie! July 5, 2022

make like a fetus and head out

Make like a fetus and head out is a play on make like a tree and leave, referring to a fetus entering this world head first. It is a pun and means: go away! or leave now!

"make like a fetus and head out" he shouted whilst pointing at the door.

by Sircasm February 14, 2019

Get out of jail free card

something that you wished you had but don't unless your stinking rich.

"Hey man, do you have a get out of jail free card?"
"No, i'm not rich"

by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020

sucking out "evil spirits" defense

A defense this is used by pastors who use oral sex during exorcisms to extract “evil spirits” and “demons” from troubled church members. It is used mostly on men by male pastors but technically could be used by any exorcist on any gender. Because it is a religious practice for which no detailed account in the bible on record, it is very hard to explain in religious terms how the process works by a pastor. However, one should not be confused such gallant efforts with sexual assault, aggravated assault, sexual battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, misrepresentation and gross negligence. The method is clearly not a guarantee as some "evil spirit" and or "demons" may be pretty dam pissed off about someone trying to dislodge them and try to retaliate by taking advantage of the fact that the process is so hard to explain.

The Judge and hopefully the jury just sat there in disbelief as the defense presented the - sucking out "evil spirits" defense.

by mlhiss July 26, 2019

Pulling rabbits out of my ass

Doing something in a way that shouldn't work, but somehow does.
Creating money out of thin air.
Accomplishing the impossible in the most stupid way possible.
Being saved by nothing short of a miracle.

N: Seriously bruh, where all this money come from?
J: I told you man, I'm really good at pulling rabbits out of my ass

by FridayLightsFTW May 15, 2020