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water the flowers

to urinate in public or to go to the toilet in the wild out doors
im going to water the flowers
eg im gonna piss behind this bush
by Andi C June 12, 2006
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Hot Dog Water

A very distinct smell that comes from an unwashed fat chick.
by jwhite1984 January 6, 2011
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Water

An abundant liquid that is very addicting. Everyone, including Chuck Norris, need this type of particular chemical in them, daily. Water is consist of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. It's very addicting compare to other drinks. Alcohol comes in second against the legendary water. No one can survive without this common "chemical." Water is an essential part of life. Our body is made up of 98% of this addicting chemical. Water can be either sell legally or illegally.
**Diffy EQ**
David: Dr. Tang, may I get a drink of water.
Dr. Tang: No.
David: I need my common daily chemical or I'll die.
Dr. Tang: Sure.
**David at Chick-fil-A**
David: I want the ultimate meal.
Manager: Alrighty, what would you like to drink?
David: Water...the essence of life...
Manager: But you get free coke with "the ultimate meal."
David: God dammit sir! I just want my water!
by BenchMax345 February 20, 2008
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water wheel

The act of ejaculating inside your partner's vagina/anus, then having them squat over your face, allowing your semen to dribble into your mouth, finally you spit your semen into your partner's mouth, completing the circle. Coined the water wheel because of the circular nature of the semen's voyage.

Thought by many to be Terry Schiavo's final sexual act.
Unable to convince his wife to eat real food, Mr. Schiavo resorted to supplying his wife with protein supplements via the water wheel.
by le mustache! November 6, 2006
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Otolaryngological Water Torture

The almost immediate and completely unbearable sensation of liquid running down the nasal cavity onto the upper lip (or down the throat) with no way to stop it and panicking from the anxietious sensation. Similar in many ways to water boarding in that the feeling of the liquid quickly becomes frightening and the victim begins to panic.
Getting a runny nose while your hands are tied and you are unable in any way to wipe the drip from your nose/upper lip. The ticklish sensation can often send a person into a mild panic attack.

Technical terminologyness: Otolaryngological Water Torture
by Olde Skoole / GrEmLiN January 15, 2008
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Water Head

A person with mental health problems, ie downs syndrome, or retard for the lay person.
Hey why do all the water heads work at McDonalds; Someone stop this water head from humping my leg; that effing water head just pooped his pants.
by The Ceeg October 26, 2006
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Drink Water

Telling Somebody To Fuck Off By Drowning Themselves!
Person 1: Leave Me Alone!

Person 2: No! Im Going To Bother You All Day

Person 1: Drink Water Bitch!
by Le0123 June 29, 2009
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