Unicorn

When a person of any gender sticks a dildo on their forehead and a woman sits on the dildo while the person eats her out

Me and my girl love to Unicorn

by Bopstroya January 13, 2025

Unicorn

A virgin that is either gay, lesbian, or bi-sexual.

"Bisshh you a unicorn, ain't you never gonn' see anyone 'round"

by The Butt Dictionary September 13, 2020

Unicorn

Someone that fits perfectly between two people in a threesome

Guy 1: “Ay bro I wanna have a threesome”
Guy 2: “Alright dude but let me be the unicorn this time”

by S1xtyNyn3 August 14, 2024

Unicorn

"A horse just a little hornier than usual"

-robot chicken

Dirty slut, unicorn is a horse with a magic horn

by ItsMeYiri May 29, 2019

Unicorn meat

You don’t wanna know

Unicorn meat tastes good

by Jim Steiner December 20, 2019

The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend

"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."

by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009

unicorn wang

The type of thing you shave into the side of your co-worker's hair when he is being a twat waffle.

Stacy loves unicorn wangs more than he loves his boyfriend's wang.

by CMO7 August 1, 2017