Twitter twat

A person that has zero followers @ twitter.

* Hey yo! How many followers do you have?
- None:S
* You're a twitter twat!

by carlthemonkey April 18, 2009

twitter

The legal form of stalking another human being with out penalty.

Following a celebrity reading every piece of information they expose to the world on their twitter page.

by Captain Jackass April 23, 2011

twisted

this is the name of the state of mind after someone has consumed many hits of acid or eaten some mushrooms; helps people understand how messed up the kids are while they are enjoying their trip

I ate a 10 hit strip about an hour ago, I am seeing some weird stuff and you'll never be able to understand how twisted I am.

by ScottBrothers November 19, 2006

off the twitter

taking a Twitter vacation

I've been off the twitter lately. Kinda taking a break from social media for awhile.

by Emerson Crossjostle May 13, 2015

twitten

southern english dialect term for a confined pathway, often used for sexual activities and illegal substance consumption. Or as a hang out for chavs. It can also be used as a shortcut through parralel built council estates, if you've got the balls. (it's an alleyway pretty much)

Toby: Cor thom, do you wanna go down the alley for some summin summin?

Thom: No i'm going down the twitten to fuck some german hookers and smoke some crack

by Thoby March 24, 2006

twitter stan

a whole new language on twitter used by cool gen z kids thats kinda hard to understand if you dont know

no one:

literally nobody:
twitter stan:

i love oomf

ill step on you binch

its on sight
PERIODT
luuv

by reddieforit October 1, 2019

twisted

to be drunk of your ass

Yo we got twisted before we went to dat party!

by Shanteezie March 21, 2004