The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"
by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012
The definition of a beef cooker is basically any person who is capable of ripping a nice fart. If you're having a big day, you can refer to yourself as the beef cooker. This is a high honor and many strive to be labeled as a Beef cooker.
Person: "Those tacos last night have me really cooking up some nice beef this morning."
Friend: "Wow, you're the beef cooker today."
Friend: "Wow, you're the beef cooker today."
by Muel Slay. April 29, 2016
The act of taking your fat juicy shlong and using it to pack 80% lean beef into a woman’s anus. You will be finished your mission when perfectly formed patties emerge from her mouth from all the force of you beef hammering her asshole.
by meatmuncher12 July 19, 2020
by momma b. June 18, 2022
The art of squating over and shitting between your girlfriend's ass cheeks. Then soon after you ejaculate on the shit. The shit is the beef, the ass cheeks are the bread slices, and the spunk is the mash potatoes and gravy.
After drilling this skank in her swamp hole, she wanted me to flip her over, spread her cheeks apart and give her a Beef Manhattan. I hope she's hungry.
by Tatted Fatback August 25, 2015
by LoudenDaGreat January 05, 2017
The most British of all Brits, possessing the floofiest of hairs and the largest love for dinosaurs on this planet. Suspected to be a werewolf and despises being called a furry.
Also the mother of Hyde (the one from the ITV show).
Also the mother of Hyde (the one from the ITV show).
by JonTron's Scissorman September 10, 2018