Beef Jerk

Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.

Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..

by frogurban745 September 21, 2019

Beef Joint

a mass of flesh usually rigid and stiff,
girls like to roll that shit lick that shit blow it>

Amanda is soooooo good at puffin the beef joint!

by Quest1 December 31, 2008

Dropped the beef

To shit in one’s pants

It smells really bad in here!

You are the one who dropped the beef.

by DOSH2.0 May 10, 2019

Beef Brownie

A decadent piece of shit shaped like a burger patty baked into a brownie.

Thomas gave me a hot beef brownie last night after a good gaping.

by Dyke Nigga August 19, 2017

Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.

Sam made me beef queef last night, it was gravy.

by MGK sux July 12, 2023

Beef Jerky

When you slip a hair drier in her pussy and turn it on full heat, then let it dry out and fuck it.

Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me

by 064m4 February 26, 2020

beef candle

made famous by scott radio 1 large meaty cock with a lot of girth

my god you have a big beef candle

by miss street December 13, 2018