This phenomenon happens when you see someone in their yard while driving around and they're standing and bent over tending to their garden. 99 percent of the time it's not a pleasant site and it can produce recurring images in your mind of a large object stretching out Capri pants to maximum capacity.
"Since the weather has been better lately, I'm seeing garden ass all over the place whenever I'm driving around."
by 13th May 24, 2013
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May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.
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Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!
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Get the Ass medallion mug.I really didn't care enough to properly not care about fixing the door, so I did an ass-hearted job.
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Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
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Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
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