Extreme Two Footing

Extreme Two Footing... Extreme Two Footing is a fad created by three friends in 2011. The rules of Extreme Two Footing requires a person to jump and touch an object of their choice with both feet. The participants feet are not required to touch the object with both feet at the same time; however, both feet must come in contact with the object before landing on the ground. The more random and extravagant the venue, the more extreme the experience will be. The stunt must be recorded on video or pictures and then uploaded to a social networking site to be accounted for.

Extreme Two Footing is not a professional sport by any means.

The first known injury from Extreme Two Footing was documented on August 5th, 2011. A founding creator attempted a new stunt which resulted in a mild laceration to the finger.

Extreme Two Footing was created with no special intentions other than to have fun and to be creative.
Me: Hey, I bet you won't jump and do some extreme two footing off that tree.
You: Oh yeah? Watch this! (Jumps and touches both feet on the tree)
by Raddog August 06, 2011
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Two Toke Hee

The act of lighting up a joint, taking two tokes and then passing it on to your friend, whilst shouting, in a high pitched voice, the word "Hee". This continues through all participants until the joint is finished.
James: Here guys, ive just skinned up a quality spliff, fancy participating in a two toke hee?

Chris: Ye man, sounds good.

Gary: Puff, Puff, Hee
by Andrewpetrie May 10, 2008
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two hump chump

A male who engages in very short sexual experiences. Only having enough stamina to last for a short while during sex.
Man he played then role of the two hump chump with Sue she was upset he came so quickly
by Maurice Hendrix February 23, 2005
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two comma kid

a kid who's parents are very rich (two comma implying a million dollars, ie 1,000,000)
yo cam macneil is a total two comma kid... wouldnt be anywhere without his dad
by scagneas November 09, 2004
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two bob bits

Slang word meaning the shits aka diorrea.
Timothy - "Soz m8 i cant go cinema tonight I got the two bob bits, i'll be shittin like a horse"
by Joe Nazmdeh January 02, 2006
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Two Minute Noodle

A penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation.
Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night.
Girl 2: Did you sleep with him?
Girl 1: Yeah but he prematurely ejaculated so it was over pretty quick.
Girl 2: Oh pity, sounds like he had a Two Minute Noodle.
by principessash August 26, 2009
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texas-two-step

When you are driving, want to change lanes, and there is someone in the other lane...Quickly jerk the wheel into that lane but stay in your lane. This panics the driver and as they hit the brakes, you get the room you need to safely move into that lane.
This car will not let me over, time to do the texas two step.
by hans September 24, 2004
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