toilet seat polio

When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.

Dave, why are you walking so funny?

Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.

by rwcraiden October 27, 2015

Toilet Paper Canoe

A temporary sanitary napkin. Made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. It is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.

Melony- "Hey kelly, I just started my period and I don't have a pad. Can I have one of yours."

Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."

by crnbrdfed2012 November 3, 2011

standard american toilet

Its a standard american toilet. Thats all.

Guy: What toilet should i get.
A STANDARD AMERICAN TOILET!

by standard american toilet November 2, 2017

Tactical Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper placed in the toilet bowl on top of the water to reduce splash-back and noise.

The toilets were busy so i used tactical toilet paper to hide the fact i was taking a dump, not a piss.

by AE1990 November 14, 2011

Crack Whore (Toilet)

A crapper (specifically a public bathroom) that has seen more ass than a Greyhound Bus. Tell-tale signs of a Crack Whore include pubes, piss stains and shit streaks. Avoid Crack Whores at all costs...unless it is the absolute last option in an emergency situation.

Don't use that stall. I peaked inside and it is a total Crack Whore (Toilet). I nearly vomited...

by Annie Bannannie June 16, 2011

ass like a toilet

The Process of getting/obtaining ass (Sexual relations)

You know what? Tom sure does get more ass then a Toilet.

by Pic0o April 7, 2004

toilet seat awareness

Being cognizant to the possibility that there may be something left on the toilet seat after doing your business in the bathroom.

Vicki: There were some really gross curly hairs on the back of the toilet seat.
Del: I swear, Joe has NO toilet seat awareness. Be happy you only saw what you saw. I've seen worse.

by dviv November 12, 2011