Smoke Screen

As you are receiving a blowjob from your partner/girl you just met, you must be smoking a cigar, and just as you are about to climax,blow smoke into her eyes so she is blinded!! and then ejaculate into her face, making her blind for a second time !!

"she was being really annoying, so I smoke screened her"

by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012

Holy Smoke

A sex position involving a guy or girl taking a big puff of weed, going down on their partner and eating them out for a good minute (whole holding in the smoke) before finally releasing the smoke into their partner. Note: The one receiving the oral sex must be a girl.

John: How was last night with Jenny, Tom?
Tom: It was amazing. She told me to eat her out, but I gave her a Holy Smoke also.

by ContentDevil November 20, 2011

smoking snail

a snail that smokes

"Yo smoking snail!"

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

deck of smokes

Slang. A single package of filtered cigarettes. Named for its resemblance to a deck of cards, in shape and size.

I bought a new deck of smokes for the trip.

He smoked a deck of smokes a day, back then.

by BlackOrchid August 11, 2021

Smoking Piss

Smoking Something Very Dodgey

Sam - "Did you see Mya Smoking Piss?"
Max - "Nah G"

by newpoint November 18, 2020

smoked turkey

When it is thanksgiving and you get really really high

Collin: Oh man look at Spencer, he just ripped his bong! That is one smoked turkey!

by HighNiggis November 28, 2019

Smoking wifey

A step past smoking buddy. The person that you love smoking with that will always pack your bowls for you, rolls your joints and blunts, and smoke you out. Typically a significant other.

After a long day of work; I come home to a fresh packed bowl. I love my smoking wifey.

by Beauty and the Keif September 8, 2016