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Covid-19

The go-to excuse for lack of supplies in a store, lack of call handlers in customer support and basically anything that involves human contact.

Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".
"hey can I contact customer support becuase I have just spent £300 on a product that is broken"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"
by Covid is brilliant September 2, 2021
mugGet the Covid-19mug.

Covid Lifer

One that had Covid and the symptoms linger for life. Mainly applies to overweight middle aged women that had undiagnosed fibromyalgia or Epstein Barr and now have an actual diagnosis.
Those covid lifers are at the rally begging for another stimmy. Last night at the Maskarade Ball the lifers looked ravishing
by SuzanneSeven February 24, 2022
mugGet the Covid Lifermug.

a covid nap

when it's covid times and you're exhausted.
dont bother him, hes taking a covid nap.
by edeninoctober January 9, 2021
mugGet the a covid napmug.

Covid tired

Tired OF covid due to- having had COVID19, working with COVID19.
by MwMimi September 13, 2021
mugGet the Covid tiredmug.

Covid nude

A nude photo taken when you are positive for covid-19
by Bubbleandsqueek5524 December 29, 2021
mugGet the Covid nudemug.

Covid cult

The clowns who supported shutting down the economy and destroying small businesses over a flu. You can spot them now still wearing masks in 2023.
Did you see that guy at the mall? Still wearing a mask in 2023? Yeah he’s totally part of the Covid cult.
by WinoDaPoop June 12, 2023
mugGet the Covid cultmug.

Covid-👿

When the number of Covid-19 infections or deaths on a certain day in a country or county reaches the beastly or devilish number 666—when Lucifer and Ms. Corona agree to meet up every now and then to remind health officials and the authorities that they have the power to cause casualties and fatalities if they so wished.
Biblical numerologists and recreational mathematicians try to figure out some possible whys to Covid-👿 occurrences.
by Covido December 2, 2020
mugGet the Covid-👿mug.

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