Covid-👻

When Halloween in many parts of the world could turn out to be the scariest or deadliest festival of the year, as authorities deploy more personnel to ensure that people attending Halloween parties adhere to social distancing guidelines.

In Seoul, it’s not uncommon due to Covid-👻 to spot posters with the caption “Don’t end up a real ghost!” outside nightclubs.

by MathPlus November 1, 2020

Covid rat

A person you meet in the aisle at the store. When they see your not wearing a mask appear as if you doused them with gasoline and you're holding a lit match. With eyes bugged they scurry out of sight like zombies when you turn on the lights.

The covid rat tried to flee around the corner but turned short overturning their cart into the end cap filled with clearance items.

by anonymous November 26, 2020

Covid-🎢

When amusement park visitors who wish to ride a roller coaster are banned from screaming during the minutes-long trip lest their high-pitched voices might spread the virus to those around them if they happen to be asymptomatic.

In Japan, due to the Covid-🎢 ruling, most parents are discouraging their kids from taking part in any rides.

by MathPlus September 10, 2020

Covid Belt

Covid belt; the Southeast United States, the place that disregards human live in a pandemic so they can have a "strong" economy

Joe- "These stupid ass yeehaws can't even handle a pandemic and have blatant disregard for human life. No wonder people are fleeing the covid belt"

Yeehaw person- **dies**

by Iwanttodie17 October 19, 2020

That’s so Covid

When something is terrible and gross

Ew I stepped on dog shit, that’s so covid

by 163682 April 17, 2021

Covid kim

A kim that ignores isolation to visit every shop or person she can to spread the love

I heard Covid kim’s been to bargain booze again I would avoid if I was you

by Mushers February 20, 2021

Covid Cut

A way of sharing a joint. Filters are placed at both ends of a cigarette roller and weed is placed between them. After the joint is rolled, it is cut into half to make two mini joints called a "Covini"

Hey man I don't pass joints around anymore. I just use a covid cut to make two covinis to pass out to friends.

by maninvan December 27, 2020