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spank my tank

"Ryan, spank my tank ples," Rebecca said with a smirk.
by Spank my Tank February 16, 2017
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tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 3, 2021
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Little Tank

Little tank we need your assistance at the front desk
by Bigger Tank March 15, 2024
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Tank

That girls got a bomb tank . The perineum is tough as a motherfucker
by Gooseward September 13, 2020
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tank

One who like the infamous "shotgun" call, calls out "tank" to be the one who drives as opposed to the "shotgun" call where they would recieve front passenger seat.
by Project Green Leaf June 11, 2006
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Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...
Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!
by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022
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Slag Tank

A rather large 4x4 SUV that's driven by some who's using their phone and doing makeup in the mirror all whilst being completely oblivious to what the vehicle is designed to do. In areas such as London it's referred to as a Chelsea Tractor
Look at that bell end in the slag tank updating her instagram live whilst driving. What a cu*t
by Johnsyschannel March 24, 2022
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