Table Cobra

A waiter/waitress/server that is persuasive and charming at his or her table and knows how to use their charm to suggest and or recommend the up sale.

Roy is the Table Cobra at Maria's Italian Resturant in Cape Coral, Florida because when he arrives to greet his table, they are hypnotized by his suggestive charm, talking his guests into ordering a $34 entree.

by Creativelingo May 4, 2021

Table-flu

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.

Andrew: Wow,Sangwoo caught the table-flu
Sangwoo: Its called being Respectful you Nut-Sack.

by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021

tablytha

A beautiful asshole

When tablytha comes in you know exactly what she gonna act like

by Tykoonsam June 6, 2021

Table

It’s a peace of wood with legs

Hey, wanna eat on that thing ( table )

by NebMan_Ih June 12, 2021

tablevangelized

When a Christian or other religious person tries to use their tips as a way to proselytize their server/ waiter to their religion.

Usually takes up time talking unnecessarily about their religion, delaying their own order and gives a low tip in the name of GOD.

Can also use tracts disguised as dollar bills to trick wait staff into reading more thinking it’s actually cash.

“Hey did table 2 leave a good tip? Thought I saw a $20.

Naw man, just some religious person tablevangelizing me.”

“Why were you at that table so long? Is something wrong?

Nah I just got tablevangelized.”

by K-Fed42 July 18, 2021

Table shamed

When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.

I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.

by gufpirat November 11, 2021

Table 43

Where the most fun of friend groups sit during school hours.

Yeah all the seats are packed cuz it’s Table 43

by /PiñheAd/ November 17, 2021