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Origin Story

Being in the beginning of the journey of reaching your true potential without other people realizing it.
- Damn, you have been killing it lately.
- It's merely my origin story and these people don't even know it yet.
by lordch@d July 14, 2023
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Mateo&Storie

Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.
“Mateo and storie are prefect Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.
by purrr💖 March 15, 2022
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Stori

super swag serving weezer fan who is gay and gets so many bitches
Boy 1: ooh wee ooh is that a Stori
Boy 2: It must be, they’re hella slaying
by weezerooweeoo June 12, 2022
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Story Stomp

When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.
Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.

Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---

Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.

Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
by Qufad January 25, 2015
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Bloody Nose Story

A story that contains no purposeful reason for its telling. it yields no enrichment for the listeners, and typically is comical in its lack of importance.
For example, the original bloody nose story of Ainsley stating “I once had a bloody nose at my friends house” and that being the entirety of the story.
by ainsleyb123 December 4, 2021
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Harper Community SC Story

A community story on Snapchat that was launched exclusively for students with a Harper College email address to join and view others' posts, categorized by graduation year. Initially, the community stories received minimal activity, with little engagement. However, it gradually gained popularity and started featuring a wide range of stories from Harper students, including everyday experiences, teacher and class recommendations, and memes.
Unfortunately, this positive momentum took a turn when certain individuals began posting stories related to political and religious topics. These posts annoyed and frustrated other Harper viewers, prompting them to share and express their opinions on the matter within the community stories. As time went on, the situation escalated, with people calling out others who disagreed and/or insisting to stop sharing political or religious content in the community story in which the majority of students were in agreement and still are today. Due to being a friendly, welcoming community story and not a place to post and share sensitive topics, some individuals are now taking advantage of the platform to share ideas centered around these controversial subjects, leading to controversy among the students and others.
Friend 1: ”Have you seen the latest stories on the Harper community stories on Snapchat?”
Friend 2: “ Yeah, it’s sad and unfortunate. Every other day, someone has to post a sensitive topic and not even a day later, boom.. it’s a shitshow.”

Friend 1: “I just don’t understand why they have the audacity to share this kind of sensitive content. This really defeats the whole purpose of a community story when you have people abusing it as a way to cause conflict and chaos later on.”
Friend 2: “I agree. The Harper Community SC Story should be used to post content free of inappropriate, political, and religious topics.”
by brandt63 November 16, 2023
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Hanukkah story

So, the Greeks took over Israel and they were like, "YO, COME JOIN OUR RELIGION!" and Judah and his group be like, "You can't make us," and they continued on their Jewish way. The problem is, the Greeks would NOT STOP FREAKIN PESTERING THEM, and Judah was like, "I can't anymore, whaddaya say we fight them!?" And the boys were like, "You know what's up!" The group (called the Maccabees🐝) fought the Greeks as hard as they could. The problem was, the Jews back home barely had enough oil to light the menorah (there were no lightbulbs back then), and they only had enough for one day, and so the Jews were like, "Screw it, we need that light!" and lit the menorah, but when they woke up the menorah was still lit, and they were like, "Huh, that's weird." And the next day the menorah was still lit, and the Jews were like, "Okay, what is happening?" This also happened on the third day, and then the Jews were like, "WTF!?" This continued until the eighth night, which was also when the Maccabees🐝 took back their freedom and their temple (which was also raped by the Greeks), and they were finally able to eat their latkes in peace.
Quote:
Person 1: "And that's the Hanukkah story."
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"
by US-IL December 25, 2024
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