skeet

the slang term for male reproductive fluid.

After rompus intercourse the male skeeted in my eye; causing a temporary blindness and burning sensation!!

by modifferiss February 21, 2014

Sheet jumper

A thirsty female who masturbates using her rolled up sheet.

She hasn't gotten laid in so long she's probably on that sheet jumper status at this point.

by MC.bambi25 December 27, 2014

Sheet Swallowing

A common form of BDSM where the male ejaculates onto the bed sheet, then proceeds to shove the ejaculated on sheet into her mouth using his penis. She then sucks the semen off of the bed sheet.

Natalie and her boyfriends favourite thing to do in bed is sheet swallowing.

by Corbinbigdick March 9, 2015

Skeet

Slang that's origin is unknown. It has a variety of meanings, and means different things in different areas.

In the St.louis region, it usually refers to drugs and the act of "getting ripped off" or not receiving the proper amount of the drug you paid for.

"Man, I bought an eighth from johnny, and when I got home and weighed it, I found out he skeeted me out of a gram!"

"don't buy from that dealer, he's notorious for skeeting people"

by gamer50111 March 30, 2015

skeet stroke

When you have a stoke from masturbating in an unusually hot area

Dude, when I went to Africa I had a skeet stroke and passed out in the bushes

by Buttered poptart June 20, 2017

skeet

yeet + skrt: trying hardcore to dip out of a situation

Abbi: hey can i have your number
Lauren: no *skeets out*

by i’m a giraffe September 28, 2018

Sheet

Verb: To Sheet
Recency: New - Age of Remote Working, Screen Sharing

An act by which you accidentally leave your Screen Share, or Camera on and embarrassing activity may be seen - such as masturbating, watching porn, or bad mouthing working colleagues.

Usage:
1: Oh no, did you know John SHEET himself - he left his camera on and wanked onto a teddy bear.
2: Haha, Sarah left her screen share on, and slagged of her boss and other people message here. Everyone saw it. It was so embarrassing. Can't believe she SHEET herself.

by Gridder June 17, 2021